Height of everything??
04.18.07 (4:28 am) [edit]
WHAT A HEIGHT !!!
What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards .
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder
Emails from Heaven
04.03.07 (2:10 am) [edit]Man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his
room,
so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just
returned from her
husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
condolence
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to
loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Your loving Hubby…..